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impatience sling your pack down from your shoulder into the ramshackle crate on the back of your bike, take the phone from your pocket and put it into the phone holder, place the bluetooth speaker on the crossbar and turn it on.
crate the guy at the bike shop asked if you wanted zip ties to secure it and you had to tell him that no, the silly way you attached it actually is optimum
phone your phones tended to meet firey deaths on the road as you tried different types of phone holder and found them lacking
speaker beat up from falling off your bike a few times but still working
swing your leg over the crossbar and go
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Things don't always work out how they should
A basement
At the dark and shadowed far end, drums and amplifiers and a guitar on a stand. Follow the wire from the amp.
Follow it across the echoing floor til it gets to a power strip.
On the ground next to the power strip an e-bike battery, plugged into a charger, plugged into the strip. On the charger is a red light indicating it's not fully charged.
And the moment you step close to it the light turns green.

A purple diesel locomotive
A train car, double decker
It's only got a few people. A woman is sitting with her head tilted back, eyes closed, earbuds in.
She is not asleep. Not yet at least. That she looks asleep is what matters.
She has not yet bought a ticket. She might not need to.
It worked like this: she would get on the train and promptly close her eyes with her earbuds in before the train could play its announcement that all passengers must have their tickets activated. Then, when the conductor walked by, if the conductor walked by at all, she would take a moment to wake up, fumble for her phone, fumble into the app, take her time entering her password and finding her origin and destination from the list. If she was lucky the conductor would say "take your time" and move on to another passenger, and maybe never come back.
The insides of her eyelids go darker and she falls through the back of her skull. She is back in a b&b out of state with her parents who are just getting used to calling her their daughter. The snow blankets outdoors and a man pours orange juice from a glass pitcher.
"TICKETS" (loudly). She snaps back to the train carriage. The conductor is standing over her. "E-ticket, credit, or cash." Christ these conductors are insistent.
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haz clic hiciste clic :)
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Monty Hall presents you with three doors and asks you to pick one.

DOOR 1
You have selected DOOR 1 Monty Hall opens DOOR 3 and a horse runs out and tramples you to death and you die.

DOOR 2
You have selected DOOR 2 Monty Hall opens DOOR 1 and water spills out. A lot of water. You and Monty Hall are floating near the ceiling gasping for breath before the water rises above your nostrils. You survive but your pants are left with a permanent stain that looks like you peed yourself.

DOOR 3
You have selected DOOR 3
Monty Hall opens DOOR 2. It's a room. Go inside?

YES
You are now inside the room. You might not want to leave.


NO You will never know what it's like inside it.


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✨MINIATURE FIGHTING GAME✨
👉Click Here to punch me in the face👈
ow that hurt :(
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go outside
touch yinglets touch freakin yinglets or something
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restroom
dimly lit but clean. one toilet, one window, one sink.

window mounted high on the wall, suggesting the room is underground. diffuse daylight enters through frosted glass.

mirror the fluorescent tube above the mirror is the only other source of light besides the window. the glass is featureless, recently cleaned or barely touched.

sink automatic faucet, turns on easy, decent water pressure

toilet nothing particularly remarkable

door locked from the inside.
unlock it? it is now unlocked.
open it? the door is now open.
exit? you are exiting the restroom.
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pingas
pingas
pingas
pingas pingas
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Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?????
None ,
their to busy ????Their gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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click here to boop the snoot
the missiles launch in five seconds
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yeah

Yeah!

YEAH!!!!!

yippee
that's all


wahoo
see you later



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click hereyou won!
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